"When you know, Dude, ya know. Ya know?"
- Cai

"WTF - why the face?"
- Phil, Modern Family

"Cause balls are pendulous...I'm like the drummer to the guitar player."
- Cai

"I didn't feel like it. I'm tired of praying for everyone and getting no results!"
- Mama

"Next time you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna be fisted."
- TD

"...and I tell friends I'll shoot any raccoon I see."
- LB

"If he can move every muscle that way it would be worth a try!"
- Sra G.