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"Oooooohh! I thought this was a law commercial!"- Bails
"I regularly sniff chipmunks."- Lo Mo
"Pistol whip him, Chappy. Give him a little knick knack paddy whack."- rando lady, Happy Texas
"i had a french boyfriend for awhile but we broke up because i thought he was crazy. i think we'll be getting back together soon... (i say this jokingly but i'm also unfortunately kinda serious) also. i think i might have accidentally dined and dashed at a fondu restaurant last night. but i can't actually be sure since my friend and i have no recollection of what actually happened..."- Ebonniks!
"I came here to murder you."- Peter, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"Hooked On Phonics worked for Othar."- Lo Mo
"I am fluent in Spanish riddlery."- DAN
"Negotiations are still under way with Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J, who would play the two leads."- Maxine Shen, "'NCIS,' Jr. Takes Shape"
"Wow, that's real crystal. Put-put-put it in your purse."- Frank McAllister, Home Alone
"We call him Top Cat--TC for short."- Lesley Anne Ivory, Meet My Cats
"You say you love rainbows but you don't know the colors."- Lo Mo
"Bitch, you don't have a future."- The Bride, Kill Bill: Vol. 2
"This is what you need to do--you need to sew your wild oats."- E-ma
"It's the Amazing Race, Phyllis!"- Michael Scott, The Office
What do friends do for one another?"Help each other when hurt?"- K
"Peanut butter...it fills the cracks of the heart."- Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"I always wanted to go out with a blind girl. I think it'd be really neat."
- Anonymous science teacher
"I need to tell you something. Did you know that banana is a number?"- C
"I only eat things that are served in nests."- Suzanne A.
"Move that gigantic cotton candy!"- random guy, Super Troopers
"Blew his way to Scranton then to Cranston..."- DK
"We never had enough to buy the plastic lawn donkey!"- Marie St. G.
"Enjoy yourself, roam around. Don't break anything."- President Barack Obama
"Communicating effectively is for girls."- 8th grade boy
"I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur."- Anonymous
"Workin' nine to five, what a way to make a livin'..."- Dolly Parton
"How long have you been left-handed?"- Lo Mo
"Frank, it was on the cart path. Why don't you try reading the rules, Shankopotamus."- E*TRADE baby