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"Well, we shouldn't have pole vaulted each other last night."- Danny P.
"The stress of being a chotch hole..."- EAY
"I'll look into it, but I'm guessing you are wholly unqualified to have anything to do with young children."
- ECP IV
"Pants on fire!! What will YOU be doing?? High kicks??"- Bails
"Look, that is Auntie Cailin when she was a little boy."- Jayder, almost 4
"I can't say I didn't beg for drugs at the end but it was too late!"- KAD
"Just think, you can go home and tell all your friends what you did tonight!"- Yanner D.
"Haha. He called you a lady...he don't know you."- RT
"Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?""Yup."- Step Brothers
"The second tip is go to bed early, you dufus, 'cause when you're sleepin' there's no lonely times...it's just dreams."- Dr. Steve Brule
"are stil thinking to come back? we are stil here to be your friend."- Lomba
"My advice is I hope you have a nice time, Orack Obama."- J
"I need a diet. Or a turtleneck."- DAN
"She doesn't drink anymore. She doesn't drink any less!"
- Mama Thaxton"You know what I say...if I don't have a bottle in front of me, give me a frontal lobotomy!"
- Papa Thaxton
"Why? Does someone have a rice allergy?"- Chuck Joe Jurk
"Yeah, but I'm not a two stripe kinda person."- Nicole A.
"Oh, there you are, Peter!"- little boy in Hook
"I enjoy your harassment as twisted as that is."- ERC
"♫ If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top."
- Ace Ventura
"Thanks for stacking me high and tight, Kids. See you next year."
- AT&T Snowman
"What if you really don't like something. Are you still going to eat it...for the environment?"- Fiona McCormick
"It didn't say you couldn't share with your roommate...just sexual partners."- CSH
"C'mon now, hide your shame...and by shame I mean your face."- RT
"It's not that I'm trying to get worse at lying, I'm trying to get better at honesty."- Bails
"Maybe that's all that we needIs to meet in the middle of impossibilityWe're standing at opposite polesEqual partners in a mystery"- I. Girls, "Mystery"
"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life."
- Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat Pray Love
"Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the funky bunch."
- Stranz Van Waldenberg, Blades of Glory
"You're as queer as a three dollar bill, Erin."
- EA(N)Y
"I'm just gonna jump into it...and you're gonna hold me like a baby!"
- E-ma
"I was hoping you'd roofie me soon."
- Bails
"I was the only family in my village."
- CSH