"Why not! I'll try and get Dick."
- Anonymous

"I pooped a pencil."
- BCT

"Well, she's good for a laugh if nothing else, Paul."
- My mama

"But you have to like screw it back and forth, you can't just shove it in."
- Ronni

"You say tomato, I say crazy."
- DAN

"You can pretend you are a tyrannosaurus rex and the kids won't know a thing..."
- RT3

"Just call me Lite Brite."
- DAN

"And that's why they call me sky fetus."
- DAN

"Can you stand up and tap it?"
- LW

"Like double face! What's that character on Batman again?"
- Lo Mo