"Hear that? Can you guess what it is? That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"
- Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times At Ridgemont High

"Uh, Dick? Excuse me - ‘Rich’ - will milk be made available to us?"
- John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"Not you. Never you."
- Dr. Cox, Scrubs

"...and by 'neighborhood' I mean vagina"
- EAY

"But right now, they've gotta do what's right for them, cause it's their time. It's there time up there. Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the moment we ride up Troy's bucket."
- Mikey, The Goonies

"Put him in a body bag, Johnny!"
- fight spectator, Karate Kid

"School Affective Disorder: also known as end of summer depression or end of summer blues, is a mood disorder in which people who have normal mental health throughout most of the year experience depressive symptoms in the end of august repeatedly, year after year."
- DAN

"Did I urinate on your rug?"
- The Big Lebowski, The Big Lebowski

"Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass."
- Floyd, The Shawshank Redemption

"Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground."
- David, The 40-Year-Old Virgin

"This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying 'I kill 3 humans, watch out for me.'
- Wikus Van De Merwe, District 9

"Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?"
- Gob, Arrested Development

"Wow. I misunderestimated you."
- Bride of Gob, Arrested Development

"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker."
- John McClane, Die Hard

"Are you talking about hybrid cars? I thought you were talking about hybrid animals."
- Sidney Fife, I Love You, Man

"U R hot. I want to show you what a man looks like. Hot beef in your face. Fuck you."
- Jack John Jurk

"My food promotes optimum stool quality. Now I'm not just a good pooper, but an optimum one."
- Pedigree dog

"Hotness comes from within."
- E-ma

"...and remember not to look back as you drive away or you will turn into a chicken nugget..."
- EAY

"Nothing says 'true friend' like punching a pregnant woman."
- DAN

"Look at me, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?"
- Joey, Friends

"You're in kindergarten, right? I used to love kindergarten. Best three years of my life."
- Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.

"And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you."
- Dwight, The Office

"If worse comes to worse they treat you really well in the drunk tank at our age."
- RT3

"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
- Gretchen, Mean Girls

"...are you a real american hero?"
- Timmay

"He's as crazy as a bedbug!"
- Mrs. N.

"It's so loud. WSBS will call you!"
- Cailin

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."
- Charles Bukowski

"Any man who hates small dogs and children can't be all bad."
- W.C. Fields

"Ah, nothing like the sweet smell of 'cution in the evening."
- CSH