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"I think I met someone I slept with this weekend."- CSH
"Made it to the gate and thinking about getting 6 inches...or just a bagel."- TD
"Support our troops: jerk off a serviceman."- bumper sticker?
"She had set up cups in the form of a bowling alley..."- Dad
"It was the least I could do for my country."- DAN
"It worked, didn't it? I'm not as drunk as I look."- DAN
"We better get the hell outta here before I do somethin'.- Diane
"Is this the one when you touch it you get poison ivy?"- C
"Face Punch: Let's Do This!"- movie poster, New Moon
"It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!"- Hannibal King, Blade: Trinity
"Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?"- Danny Butterman, Hot Fuzz
"I love snow. But I love martinis, too. And I love dressing up."- EAY
"Are they virtual pies?"- Lo Mo
"Do I have a girlfriend? Well, technically no..."- John Legend, Green Light
“You’ve got red on you.”
- Shaun of the Dead
"You know, you're not supposed to eat late at night. Then again, you're not supposed to drink booze in the morning."- Jim Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale
"Those men and that muff-diver believe in you."- Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
"Cat in the wall, eh? Okaaay. Now you're talkin' my language. I know this game."- Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"It's what I have left over from my pool cleaning money...after I bought dip and nunchucks."- Puck, Glee
"where are all the sane and happy guys that should want to jump our bones? we're desirable...and educated dammit"
- RT3
"i'll be strumming lady gaga on a ukulele while wearing a grass skirt"
- RT3
"Whoa, smack that ass!"- Suki, 2 Fast 2 Furious
"This is a learning AND friendship adventure."- Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac; you're thinking of deer penis."- Dwight, The Office
"This is fun both in its text and gay crayon drawings."The New Yorker, back of Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel
"Yeah, but it was crotch-based..."- EAY
"This dog is not, and may never be, umbrella trained."- Monk, Monk
"Bonjour, douche bag."- Chev Chelios, Crank
"Where's the reject button?"- Ronni
"I, too, spend most days thinking..."- Lo Mo