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"...I think this is emblematic of a bigger problem guys. I don't think people are proud to be Americans anymore. You know, not like we were in the eighties!"- Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"That bear is a whore. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."- EAY
"Here, son. Penis cream for your nose."- KAH
"What I'm telling you is, the turtle plagiarized."- DAN
"Fucking Pterodactyls"- T-shirt
"Look at him, his face, too, is like 'I'm a jerk.'"- LMW
"He dreams hard."- Aunt Lucy
"that's right, white and sweet...just like I like my women"
- E-ma
"...I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face."- Sue Sylvester, Glee
"1) thank you for the toffee apple, it was delicious 2) narwhals do exist"- Prambo
"Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?"- Puckerman, Glee
"I love Dee. But don't tell her, 'cause then she might want to kiss me."
- J man
"You see these hands? Huh? Huh? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons."- Ernest, Ernest Goes to Camp
"You go ahead and write that in stone, in your heart. I will love you even if I can’t find your vagina."- Burt, Away We Go
"Her name is Lenka. You just called her Lepenka, which means cardboard."- Gaylord Oaks, Bad Company
"But why is the rum gone?"- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
"Now it's a color me dad. Dad with two ds...extra dad." - Bryan Abrams, Color Me Badd
"Focker out."- Greg, Meet the Fockers
"That kid is back on the escalator again!"- Brodie, Mallrats
"The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"- Mugatu, Zoolander
"Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy."- Andy, Andy's Gang
"You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them."- Sue Sylvester, Glee
"I'm just got wasted reading that"- BCT
"I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart--I've left it with you."- Edward Cullen, Eclipse
"Fucking human existence--it's so fucked up. That's why everyone should be vampires."- DAN
"He's leading with the creepy uncle but I think he's gonna go with the father figure you can trust."- Tony DiNozzo, NCIS
"What the crap, Duckshirt?" - Strong Bad, www.homestarrunner.com
"Of course I've written a children's book! Who hasn't?" - Strong Bad, www.homestarrunner.com
"Kitchen cation tra..."- Jack John
"You can drop me at the closest tree shop."
- Jack John
"Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here! Buttscratcher!"- Peter Griffin, The Family Guy