"When you know, Dude, ya know. Ya know?"
- Cai

"WTF - why the face?"
- Phil, Modern Family

"Cause balls are pendulous...I'm like the drummer to the guitar player."
- Cai

"I didn't feel like it. I'm tired of praying for everyone and getting no results!"
- Mama

"Next time you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna be fisted."
- TD

"...and I tell friends I'll shoot any raccoon I see."
- LB

"If he can move every muscle that way it would be worth a try!"
- Sra G.

"You can't inspect everyone's laps!"
- DAN

"Have you ever tasted a rainbow?"
- Christian Slater, The Office

"I wish I had allergies."
- B

"Why not! I'll try and get Dick."
- Anonymous

"I pooped a pencil."
- BCT

"Well, she's good for a laugh if nothing else, Paul."
- My mama

"But you have to like screw it back and forth, you can't just shove it in."
- Ronni

"You say tomato, I say crazy."
- DAN

"You can pretend you are a tyrannosaurus rex and the kids won't know a thing..."
- RT3

"Just call me Lite Brite."
- DAN

"And that's why they call me sky fetus."
- DAN

"Can you stand up and tap it?"
- LW

"Like double face! What's that character on Batman again?"
- Lo Mo