"We’re all a little weird. We like to think there’s someone weirder. I’m sure some of you are looking at me and going, ‘Well, at least I’m not as weird as Gaffigan.’ And then I’m thinking, ‘Well, at least I’m not as weird as those people in the loony bin.’ And the people in the loony bin are going, ‘Well, at least I’m an orange.’”
- Jim Gaffigan